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New Company Word of the day
New Company Word of the day: FOCUS When you are annoyed with someone tell them to FOCUS F #*K O ff C ause U 're S tupid
by Jerry Rocteur
on Thursday, May 06 2010 @ 05:52 PM CEST
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THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?! 3. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 4. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. 5. Well aren't we a bloody ray ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Thursday, March 06 2003 @ 08:50 AM CET
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Funny Email From an Agent
I received this email this morning and thought it was quite funny ;-) Dear Jerry We are currently searching for a JOB TITLE to work in CITY, COUNTRY for DURATION plus extensions. This is a fantastic contract opportunity for a large multi-national client. The ideal candidate must have the following ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Tuesday, March 08 2011 @ 04:32 PM CET
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The Smoker, The Alcoholic & The Homosexual
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Thursday, January 20 2011 @ 05:57 PM CET
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Don't drink and drive!
One for the weekend! I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Friday, May 20 2011 @ 09:15 AM CEST
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Drunken People Crossing
I had never seen or heard that these signs exist and so it was quite a laugh when I read about them this week. Trying to find more information on these is not easy because you end up with pages from funny signs web sites ;-) From what I see ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Saturday, March 20 2010 @ 07:22 PM CET
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Do you want to know more about Belgium?
This is a video about Belgium which is probably not as funny as it was intended. Or perhaps it was never intended to be funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceg6NQKHd70&feature=player_embedded A short animated film about the Belgian political structure. The text was written by Marcel Sel, a Belgian writer, author of Walen Buiten, a ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Wednesday, September 22 2010 @ 06:58 PM CEST
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Et Les Belges!
Dans une caserne belge, l'adjudant rassemble les conscrits et hurle: Les Wallons à gauche et les Flamands à droite! Un grand remue-ménage s'ensuit. Quand la poussière est dissipée, l'adjudant constate qu'il reste trois arabes et un noir au milieu de la cour, serrés les uns contre les autres. L'un d'eux ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Tuesday, October 26 2010 @ 01:19 PM CEST
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langage de notaire
Une vieille demoiselle se présente chez un notaire pour enregistrer l'acte d'achat de sa maison récemment acquise. Le notaire l'invite à s'installer, appelle son clerc, et lui demande textuellement : Veuillez, s'il vous plaît, ouvrir la chemise de Mademoiselle, examiner son affaire, et si les règles ne s'y opposent pas, ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Wednesday, April 28 2010 @ 06:11 PM CEST
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Herman Van Rompuy President of the European Council ...
So how do you pronounce his name ? If you don't understand French this is probably not one for you but if you do, it is quite good! Pour aider nos amis français à bien prononcer le nom du premier président permanent de l'Europe; Merci à mon parrain Léon
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on Sunday, December 06 2009 @ 11:47 AM CET
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Silly Names
I found this funny. But how can it be that people didn't think of these things before naming their children ? http://www.thebabywebsite.com/article.1792.Silly_Names.htm Next time you sign your name spare a thought for Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Anna Sasin. The incredibly unfortunate names emerged in our study of the most ...
by Jerry Rocteur
on Saturday, March 13 2010 @ 11:59 AM CET
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