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Saturday, January 18 2020 @ 12:08 PM CET

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Drunken People Crossing

I had never seen or heard that these signs exist and so it was quite a laugh when I read about them this week.

Trying to find more information on these is not easy because you end up with pages from funny signs web sites ;-)

From what I see they exist in Romania, Thailand, South Africa. 

This was funny 'Officials of 'Pecica', a village located in the country's west about 13 miles from the Hungarian border, have had enough of drivers running over drunken citizens minding their own business late at night in the middle of the street, struggling to cross or simply having a well justified nap. So 10 bright red signs reading "Drunk Citizens" have been ordered and manufactured in an attempt to save some lives.'

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Silly Names

I found this funny. But how can it be that people didn't think of these things before naming their children ?

Next time you sign your name spare a thought for Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Anna Sasin.

The incredibly unfortunate names emerged in our study of the most bizarre names in Britain today. Other unlucky punters are also trying to lead normal lives despite being named Stan Still, Mary Christmas, Paige Turner, Chris Cross and Barry Cade. It might also be worth thanking your lucky stars you're not called Sonny Day, Rose Bush, Pearl Button or Hazel Nutt, who also make the list of 'The Most Unfortunate Names in Britain'.

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Les Flamands diront encore que les Wallons ne font pas d'efforts !...

Merci a tante Ruth et Yvan, c'est tres comic!
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Herman Van Rompuy President of the European Council !

So how do you pronounce his name ?

If you don't understand French this is probably not one for you but if you do, it is quite good!

Pour aider nos amis français à bien prononcer le nom du premier président permanent de l'Europe;

Merci à mon parrain Léon
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